made another slightly more succesful gif oops
I never had to take care of a fake baby or egg in school….WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO WHEN I HAVE A REAL ONE?!
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
